Sunday, November 30, 2008

What do you smell like?

Have you ever watched tv and wondered what someone smells like? Flava Flav, I bet he smells like fried chicken and old bath towels. Or New York (from his reality show), she has to smell like stale newport ciggs and baby oil mixed with coco butter lotion. I don't understand how some people don't believe in bathing?!?! These 2 guys that come in here every weekend smell like old bacon grease thats been sitting in a pan for days on end being cooked over and over again. I swear they could suffocate a small horse. Its not like you can hand over a bar of soap to tell them they Glade plug-ins, febreze or my Pier 1 room spray doesn't help AT ALL! I think I just gagged in my mouth a little!